We swear that we will continue to walk on together.
Hey, Sainglain! Marian!
I've had it up to here with my DT!
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
I want to return home as a real man
(Can I help?)
The treasure I've kept my whole life is too saddening to bear (saddening to bear)
I've long since hoped to give it up to you
Since I crossed worlds and met you, we've hardly been apart
I dream every night, but not always soundly
I toss and turn as my Hyperion bursts into flames
How can I cool my fevered aura?
The closer we become, and the further we clash,
the more my Alma Gear rises for battle
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
My right hand has served me faithfully, but now we must part (Farewell!)
It is decided; we shall no longer be apart (no longer be apart)
I won't let you go until our score is settled
(Tonight's the night!)
I will fight to lose what is mine
The party arrives at a fairytale town. Could Kon have stumbled upon the beginnings of a new romance?
This time, we're featuring Kon's version of the opening.
We wanted to use the second verse's lyrics, but they didn't let us for some reason. (lol)
Hurry, this way!
Good morning, birds!
Good morning, flowers!
Good morning, sun!
Good morning, sea!
Good morning, air!
What a wonderful morning!
Good morning, Papa!
Oh jeez, that's hot!
Good morning, Mama!
G-Good morning, Miranda.
You're chipper today as well.
Quite the opposite. I'm the world's most pitiable child today.
Is that so?
Why, you ask?
That's because my hair just won't behave today.
It's just like a doll that nobody wants to buy,
and ends up being thrown into the trash,
waiting there for its incineration.
Y-You think so?
Mama, you understand, right?
You see how shabby I look this morning, right?
There's no way you didn't notice.
Did you avert your eyes on purpose so you wouldn't see me?
Are you ignoring me, or do you think I'm stupid?
N-Now that you mention it, you might be right...
I really am a poor, pathetic girl!
Even my own family ridicules and abandons me!
Oh, cruel fate!
M-Miranda, you're so cute!
Yes! Very, very cute!
Really?
Of course!
Certainly!
Ah, I'm so... happy!
I hope that everybody in the whole wide world can find as much happiness as I have!
Oh yeah.
Let's go to Grandmother's today.
She must be so bored since she lives alone.
I'll go over to visit her.
That might not be a good idea.
Oh, what's wrong?
Don't tell me she is ill.
An ingrown nail? A hangnail? A sty?
She broke her leg.
Oh, dearie me!
How could you not tell me?
Papa, you are too cruel.
My dear grandmother!
Hang in there, for Miranda's a'coming!
Wai— Miranda!
Mi-Mi-Miranda's my name!
Everyone!
Hello, bird!
I've got a good feeling about today!
Yay!
Wow, I sure am something, huh?
There's no way they don't think we're dead.
They have to, right? Stand in awe of my power to mislead!
I never would have thought it would go this well.
I know, right?
It's all thanks to that night we spent at that old castle.
We were able to check out all the rooms and junk in there beforehand.
Granted, it was dark, and they weren't too close,
but I still didn't think they'd fall for such a simple trick.
It looks like they stopped following us too.
That'll make traveling easier.
You can thank me for all of that.
Oh, is that so?
You want to take all the credit before even seeing my fantastic acting?
You have a point.
But with even a funeral service, they had no choice but to believe it!
It was so hard to keep a straight face!
It's about a week to the capital from here.
What should we do?
If we push ourselves a bit, we can make it to the next city.
Aww, more walking?
Huh? Wait a sec...
What's wrong?
My stomach hurts.
It's kind of contracting or something.
Go to the bathroom.
I don't think that's it.
Kids these days.
Age has nothing to do with it!
Come on, I'm in serious pain here.
Did you eat something weird off the ground?
Why are you treating me like some damn mutt?!
Aren't you supposed to worry about me?
Are you sick? Any idea what it could be?
Well, no, not really.
See?
That's it?
Where's the love at, guys?
Grandmother, eat as much as you need for a speedy recovery.
I'll stay by your side and take care of you.
Oh gosh!
There's dirt on the floor!
That can't be good for a speedy recovery!
Oh?
Oh, you're all tuckered out already?
I wouldn't want to disturb your rest.
I'll leave you for now.
Unlike you guys, I'm sensitive.
Yeah, yeah.
At least pretend to listen!
I'm actually annoyed.
Oh, sorry.
What are you doing, Kon?
Sorry, miss.
He's not feeling well today.
My apologies.
The world is shining so brightly!
It's glittering like a fairy tale.
I'm sorry, milady.
Just as the honey bee is drawn to a flower,
so it came to be that I was drawn to you.
Do you understand our destiny?
Yes, I do.
You, my dear prince, are my honey bee.
Sorry, miss.
He's not feeling well
and doesn't have any time left.
Oh my god!
My apologies.
Please forget about him.
Why?
I've finally met the man I was destined to be with!
Why must we again be separated?
How cruel!
How tragic!
No, I won't give up!
I'll save him, even if I have to sell my soul to do it!
If you're feeling that bad,
why don't you go see a doctor?
I guess I will.
Oh, you poor man.
You're giving up on life.
My life...
is more fleeting than a sigh.
I just want to hug him right now!
You idiot!
You big, stupid idiot!
You don't even know how much I believe in you!
Without you, this world will never shine!
Without you, flowers will never bloom, rice will never grow!
Pigs won't have piglets!
Without you, I...
I...
I will never smile!
Miranda, I see the error of my ways.
That's right.
My forceful pep talk, my coaching,
and my instructions are what will save him!
This is for our love.
I guess it's here.
Wait!
I guess it's here.
Everything will be over soon.
Wait!
What drove that into your mind, you idiot?!
You can always start over!
You worm!
That's why you're trash!
Come back when you're no longer wet behind the ears!
Miranda!
Someone beat you up?
Who?
Some girl...
Why would she hit someone like you?
The hell would I know?
You probably did something to make her mad.
Like cheat on her with two or three or maybe four people.
What?
We've been together at every step!
When would I have had the time for that?!
Stop making fun of me!
No, stop praising me!
Stop overestimating me!
You should know, I have like no experience in that stuff!
You went there before anybody else could.
So I did!
Sorry!
Then what was it?
I don't know!
That being said, you still should see a doctor.
I know!
Did it happen yet?
Did he awaken to true love yet?
I'll come with you, so just bear it.
Thanks.
What?
Who is that woman?
I want to go with you,
so I can bear them!
Kon, you've been really unlucky lately.
Be careful.
Remember, when it rains, it pours.
What's with the scary prophecy?
Anyway, we're off.
Okay.
I can't believe it.
You're such a player.
You two look good together.
He used me.
He used me and threw me away like a dirty rag!
He's an enemy to all women!
A demon!
I won't forgive you!
I'll punish you in the name of God!
Why?
Just let me hit you!
Stab, and slash! Die in the storm of love!
Watch out!
What's the big idea?
Are you showing off?!
You're the worst!
What the fuck?
Looks like a case of food poisoning.
It'll get better if you avoid overeating.
Try to eat food that aids digestion for two or three days.
Oh, really?
You also have a broken bone.
Ah yes, a bro...
A what?!
Your collarbone.
What happened?
Well, it's like this.
This pretty girl assaulted me out of nowhere with a sword as big as herself.
Sounds dangerous.
It was.
And the reason?
That's just the thing.
I have no idea.
Oh my.
Indeed.
If this were a romance novel,
I'd be on track towards the excitable girl.
You know, those super-energetic heroines that do whatever they want have their own genre.
After this, the huge-chested older woman character,
the flat-chested lolita character,
and the awkward, bespectacled genius character
should be making their entrance.
You know what I mean?
Not at all.
I thought as much.
I just want to know whether you really have no idea.
I don't!
If I did, I'd be bragging about it.
That's true.
You agreed a bit too quickly.
What do you want from me?
All right, I don't want to hear it!
It's hard to understand a boy's heart!
I'm so stupid.
I'm so foolish.
I just couldn't do it.
I can't kill him.
Why?
Please tell me why!
Why must I love such a horrid man?
Unless...
Barkeep...
I've fallen in love.
I can't have such a cute girl falling for me.
That's why I hurt her, Barkeep.
It's stupid, right?
But you know what?
This pain is love.
Do you understand?
So that's it...
That's what happened.
I see your kindness.
I feel your pain!
I had no idea.
I know your true feelings now!
Your eternal love!
He's stubborn.
Ah man, my gut is still killing me.
I'll hit the hay the sec—
Accept my heart!
Farewell, this cursed life of mine.
Farewell, my trifling 7800 yen savings.
Farewell, my dear game accounts.
I even had a triple rig going with one main character and two sub accounts!
They were all level 80!
No!
The treasured pictures on my hard drive!
All my interests and fetishes will be known to the world!
I refuse to die before formatting that first!
I can't let people know I searched for "Tour de France pissing" and "Ogino method pope"!
It's way too embarrassing!
P-Please wait!
There are things I have to do!
Things you have to do?
He...
He must want to confess his...
L-O-V-E...
Now's my chance...
How long are you going to wait, my dear, shy prince?
Come on, hurry!
Hurry!
Huh?
I'm totally not saying that I'm allowing you to confess if you insist.
It's embarrassing, so don't make me say it.
I'm sorry.
I need a second to understand what you just said.
Allowing... If you insist?
"I'm allowing you, if you insist" obviously does not mean
"I will do something for you" but doesn't mean
"I want to" or "let's do" either.
"I'm totally not doing x just for you" is a standard line for girls embarrassed about their feelings.
It generally means, "I'm doing x because I like you."
Frankly, "confess" is the most baffling part of this.
I don't think it's supposed to be the kind of confession you get from beating someone through inhumane methods.
In actuality, though, that's exactly what's happening right now.
That leads me to believe that I'm supposed to confess my feelings right now.
But confess... wha—
Oh shit!
Very well.
Then we shall duel!
How did he end up in a duel just by going to the doctor?
Plot twists are supposed to stay believable, you know.
I know what you mean, but...
It's kind of like...
Look, it just sort of happened.
If you win, you can do whatever you want to me!
I'll let you do what you want!
Here we go!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're so horrible!
Have you forgotten those wonderful days we had?
What of our beautiful moments?
Are you trying to pretend they never happened?!
Pretend or not, we just met!
So you're going to feign ignorance again?
Hmm?
"Again," she says.
No!
I honestly don't know her!
I've totally been dragged into this!
She's gonna kill me!
If you win, you have no choice but to confess to me!
I don't understand anything you're saying!
You're so stubborn!
No, seriously!
Idiot!
Indecisive fence-sitter! Moron! Useless fool! Slowpoke!
Indecisive fence-sitter! Moron! Useless fool! Slowpoke! Trash!
Indecisive fence-sitter! Moron! Useless fool! Slowpoke! Trash! Dung worm!
Amoeba!
Oh, Kon's becoming more and more inferior.
The enemy is too strong for him.
She's in the zone.
I give up!
I'm really sorry!
There's no way that a lowly bottom-feeder like me could have done anything to you!
So you finally understand.
You could have confessed your feelings to me if you had won.
As a loser, you do not deserve that right.
How presumptuous is it that something more pathetic than a dung worm wants to confess to me?
You better live the rest of your life in the corner of a toilet, or under some rotten stump!
Yes, ma'am!
Kon, are you sure we can leave?
If we stay, I'll probably die in the next hour or two.
I guess he wants to mend his broken heart by getting far away.
Poor guy.
But he shouldn't have been stalking anyway.
Is that how you see me?
Are we wrong?
No, I just don't care anymore.
He's so wonderful.
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Grab his precious balls!
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Love and dreams aren't so important!
Give me some balls!
Will you be remembered if you're not unusual?
Why don't you understand? Buried and hidden
I'm tired of the things I always see
There's no one else, no theory, no guidance
(We're all having a ball!)
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Be yourself and break through their lines!
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Being safe is boring
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Grab his precious balls!
Let's go, ED! Go, go, go, go!
Nobody cares about your dreams and love and offspring once you're dead!
Yeeeeaaaahhh! (cough, cough)
Let's go, ED!
Next Time
We've finally made it far enough to be able to see the capital.
That means I can finally go back to my own world!
Pet's been acting really suspicious ever since we arrived though.
Damn you, have you been deceiving us all this time?!
Meanwhile, Erec and Incognito did not yet suspect that Kon and the princess were alive.
Next time, who suspected that things would turn out like this?!
Wait for the high impact development! Don't get your hopes up too much, though. (lol)